you can be a good person and work hard and hope and pray with every fiber of your being to maybe get thrown a bone this one fucking time.
But the only God left in this world is money and the guy with more is going to get what you want and deserve every time.
every. fucking. time.
Captain butthurt here, reporting for another day of bullshit
The most liberating button I’ve ever pushed.
I answered about 200 questions today, if I didn’t get to yours I do truly apologize. Feel free to ask again, but check out the FAQ first, it might serve you better and faster.
#MotD / I didn’t even know I could do that! (Taken with instagram)
Tattoo I just drew that I’m suuuper stoked to do tomorrow. #AVA (Taken with instagram)
(there’s about 1,300 in there…) so if you get a random very late answer to your question I apologize.
If you haven’t received an answer by the end of the day I’ll be emptying my inbox tonight and please feel free to ask again, I’ll honestly try harder to keep up on answering your messages… there’s just a lot… of the same questions… about work. Hopefully with an FAQ I can answer a lot more a lot faster.
and everyone on my facebook feed is complaining about the traffic from it, or that is happened on their birthday/anniversary/first day of work
wow, just fucking wow
HOW DO YOU THINK THOSE DEAD PEOPLE’S DAY WENT? ‘Oooh I think I’ll go grab a cup of coffee before schoo-‘ BLAMMO! End of story. How do you think their mom’s day went? Their best friend? Their girlfriend? Bet you your last fucking breath they’re not complaining about traffic today.
The unstoppable selfishness of the human condition never fails to disgust me.
Good morning, Seattle - I hate you.
EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKERS
blackmagic21 said: I don’t believe you.
I’m a straight up solitaire gangster, aint shit you can do about it. (and if my Droid had screen capping capabilities I would have posted a picture)
Me gusta. #Alivia (Taken with instagram)
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geekylittlecephalopod asked: What genre of music do you tend to listen to the most?
At the moment I’m back on a bluegrass kick, I’ve got my Pandora stuck on my “Trampled by Turtles” station.
because I’m not a very good singer. I can blend into a choir if I try… but at home, it’s all fair game.
This doesn’t matter. I’m warbling and my voice is cracking cuz it’s early for me and my dogs love it. Doesn’t matter what I’m singing, or how loud, or how well, as long as I’m singing to them it’s all wagging tails and eyes on me.
LIKE A BOSS
that fucking settles it I’m getting a fucking moped.