February 2012
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Forever lol at the look on a bouncer's face when...
Lol ok bud. Yeah, yep, there you go. Just stamp my palm then. Brilliant.
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Am I the only computer literate person who is...
people saying “HACKED!” on other people’s facebook statuses when they simply left their account logged in? Probably. Because I’m a douche. But still, I fail to see your l33t h4ck493 sk1LLs bro.
I'm amazed how offended people are by my Wonder...
you think Superheroes never get punched in the face? You think villains go easy on her cuz she’s a girl? YOU’RE LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD GODDAMMIT. JUSTICE AINT PRETTY. It’s an illustration of a kickass woman after fighting crime, not social commentary on violence towards women. My art isn’t that deep, dude. Bro. Totes.
Sometimes I see elderly/disabled people shuffling...
And for half a heartbeat I swear to God I think they’re zombies. And look for the nearest thing to hit them with. And then stop myself. Cuz it’s just an old person.
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lonely-fuckedup-weirdos asked: Have you heard about/ Signed the human rights petition to include body modification in equal opportunity employment?
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deltaomega asked: what made you come back? im glad you're back though
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Alright, I'm done
for a while at least. I do have power over what happens on my blog, and that power is to log out, and get back to real life. I consider myself a pretty zen motherfucker, I manage to keep my head down in real life. I don’t have any outstanding ‘beef’ with anyone, little-to-no drama, and I get along with literally any person who comes into the doors of my tattoo shop - Because...
I've got something akin to a schoolyard crush...
and I don’t know what to do with it.
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omg I just got Nag Champa in my mouth
this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
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Me: Dude I don't want to wear a backpack into a bar but what do I do with all my shit?
Melei: What do you mean?
Me: What do like... regular people do with their phone and their wallet and shit?
Melei: Ever heard of a purse?
Me: Agh, gross, backpack it is.
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[Melei picks me up from work]
Me: [unload every burden of my life in a tornado of word vomit the second I enter the car]
Melei: That's it, we're going out.
Me: bu-
Melei: NOPE! We're going out, and you're not going to sit in your room and tubmlr or text ***** at all. You might even drink alcohol.
Me: Do I have to change my clothes?
Melei: Are you wearing a Spiderman shirt right now?
Me: .....
Melei: You know the answer to your question question then.
RAIN CITY CHRONICLES
oldsoulyoungman:
you are 21 years old, opinionated and easily influenced. I started following you because I thought you might “get it”, but it will be several years before you mature and realize you are a product of your neo-hipster enviroment. pintail long board. gaged ears, tattoos, the only thing cliche is you my dear.
I am 21 years old, opinionated, and I stick the fuck up for myself. I...
tanosconico asked: So, you design an unique art for each client that you have?
sleoin asked: I love your artwork, could you make a link for just your tattoos though?
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Longboarding in the rain
because fuck it. I’m gonna get wet anyway, might as well have fun.
I've got nothing against smokers
I used to be one myself, but there is a special spot in hell reserved for you fucks that smoke upwind of people under the bus shelter when it’s raining.
My hair now smells like a fucking ashtray, which is giving me a migraine. How did I used to live like this? Fucking disgusting. I just washed this shit. Do you know what a hassle it is to wash hair this long? OBVIOUSLY NOT.
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Of course I would finally buy a longboard
And the first day I could actually use it to commute it starts raining again. And the forecast shows rain for the next 10 days. Of course.
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“That’s just me saying something terrible because it makes me laugh that it...”
– LOUIS C.K.
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epicleicaness asked: Idea of a perfect first date?
You're still logged into my Netflix
but I don’t really mind because seeing what you were watching right as you went to bed puts a little smile on my face every night.
thepredatorywaspofthepalisades asked: A book a week? Lol try 5.
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